Timeline of the Shar-Pei Hive Mind

~200 B.C.E: Ancient dog breeders in southern China begin breeding the Shar-Pei dogs. Shar Pei were bred to be fighting dogs.

~200 C.E: The Pei Ornament is created. It was used by the Hive Mind to control humans. Today, the Pei Ornament gives a look into the early days of the Hive Mind.

~1400 C.E: Thousands of books and documents relating to Chinese history (including information about Shar-Pei) are burned in a massive fire. Conveniently, the Hive Mind did this before any copies could be made of the records.

1 August 1894 C.E. - 17 April 1895 C.E: The First Sino-Japanese War takes place. The Shar-Pei Hive Mind controls the Chinese soldiers.

7 July 1939 C.E: The Japanese Occupation of China begins.

1947 C.E: Mao Zedong, along with the rest of the Communist Party of China, takes over China. A heavy tax is imposed on pets, including Shar-Pei.

1949 C.E: Pets are outlawed in China. The Hive Mind begins plotting a revolt.

May 1971 C.E: Matgo Law, a lawyer from Hong Kong, obtains an issue of Dogs Magazine. He comes under the control of the Hive Mind.

April 1973 C.E: The April issue of Dogs Magazine contains a transparent attempt by Matgo Law to recruit more breeders into the Hive Mind. Law succeeds at his mission.

9 September 1976 C.E: Mao Zedong dies of lung cancer, thus bringing an end to the Hive Mind's worst enemy.

1 June 1980 C.E: In an interview with gossip columnist Rona Barrett, she is briefly controlled by the Hive Mind. (The Hive Mind, using) Barrett(,) encouraged Trump to run for the Presidency in the 1984 election. Trump responded with "I'd run for President." This marked the start of the Hive Mind's decades-long plot to make Trump the President, and thus undermine the U.S. government.

1987 C.E: Aaron Jason Silver, a dog breeder from Allendale, Michigan, falls under the control of the Shar-Pei Hive Mind. He begins breeding the Ori-Pei, a mix of the Shar-Pei and Pug dog breeds.

2 September 1987 C.E: In an interview with Larry King of CNN, Trump says that "I have ... intention[s] of running for President[.]"

22 October 1987 C.E: Donald Trump holds his first-ever campaign rally, in New Hampshire.

1 March 1990 C.E: In an interview with Glenn Plaskin of Playboy, Trump states that "I ... want to be President. I'm 100% sure."

29 January 1992 C.E: The Chicago Tribune publishes "Bones of Contention", an article mentioning Aaron Jason Silver and the Ori-Pei.

6 November 1992 C.E: In an interview with Charlie Rose of PBS, Trump states "I would ... run ... for President."

14 July 2006 C.E: Aaron Jason Silver's book, Why Gay Men Do What They Do, is published by AuthorHouse.

7 January 2007 C.E: Aaron Jason Silver leaves a bizarre comment on The Ugly Duckling has Two Daddies, an article about homosexuality in nature written by Michael Abernathy, M.A.

21 June 2007 C.E: Aaron Jason Silver leaves another bizarre comment on a a review of Why Gay Men Do What They Do by John William Boushka.

15 January 2014 C.E: Jon Stephen Anderson dies. He had apparently betrayed the Hive Mind.